I hate to waste decent code. The following, with edits to conceal something, was constructed at knifepoint as part of a class assignment (don't ask). Need I add that there is no way to submit this form? this ain't no blogspot site. The code is for real, though. you can check the boxes, if you like--no surcharge.
Inanity analysis form
We want to know about YOU!
Please arbitrarily select a sentence from this drop-down menu.
Which of the following embarrassing actions is part of your personal history? Check as many as apply ...
put metal implement in microwave
looked at watch while holding coffee
put on shirt while talking on noncordless phone
accidentally .cc'd original sender when forwarding email with your sarcastic comments appended
No? failed to amuse? sigh. I got nuthin'.