career self-counseling

I need not apply to any advertisements for proverb writers. Here's the beauty I pulled out my nether regionsjezizgahdwhatwasithinking unconscious yesterday, which I now copy and paste from an email:

You can put a book in front of a cat, but to the cat it's just a clump of thin fibrous sheets stuck together at one edge.

Comments

[zeno]

And an excellent one it is too... and apt... but from your nether regions?

[zeno]

Actually, to the cat it is a warm, comfy seat.

[jilbur]

erk.

[Ollie]

Spectacular.

...or a book is a fascinating toothbrush, accd to my fluffball.

[udge]

Perhaps the cat is right, and we are the ones who misunderstand...