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Friday, 07 January 2005



Ha ha ha, you look at your doodoo too. The pills just draw the eye though, don't they?

Also: my mother's rearview mirror is permanently aimed at her face, for the purpose of lipstick application. Permanently. I'm not kidding. I suspect this is related to the thing where, immediately after leaving the plastic surgeon's office after having Restylane shots to repair cosmetic damage from smoking, she LIT UP A CIGARETTE.

En fin: is it okay if we imagine you looking like Ellen Burstyn in Requiem for a Dream?


God, sorry.

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