Jellybean:Mommy, Taco Bell's Kids' Meals don't have good toys in them.
Jilbur [not paying attention]: No? That's too bad.
Jellybean: Wendy's has the best toys in the Kids' Meals ... I got a vibrator!
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Wednesday, 08 September 2004
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aaahhhhhhhhh! that is too funny!
i *wish* we had taco bell in saskatchewan!!!
Posted by: domin8trix | Thursday, 09 September 2004 at 12:12 AM
HA! Ok, so what was it really? I can't even imagine what kind of toy that could have really been... and if they are really giving out vibrators... hmmm.. Wendy's is sounding good all of a sudden.
Posted by: OliviaDrab | Thursday, 09 September 2004 at 07:06 AM
I. Have. No. Idea.
She was talking about this wonderful toy well after the fact ...
Posted by: jilbur | Thursday, 09 September 2004 at 07:31 AM
*racing to Wendy's*
Posted by: hez | Thursday, 09 September 2004 at 10:22 AM
I suddenly have an overwhelming craving for a junior bacon cheeseburger with a side of battery-operated LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!
Posted by: Mir | Thursday, 09 September 2004 at 11:00 AM
You know, if this were a movie preview, right about now you'd hear a needle scratching across a record.
Posted by: Fraulein N | Thursday, 09 September 2004 at 12:07 PM
that's pretty funny! who knew Wendy was so "Babes in Toyland"??
reminds me of when I was sitting recently at the sidewalk tables of a local fish place, and an employee was standing on the sidewalk giving out free samples of "crab balls." The guy kept offering people "would you like some crab balls"? Of course, my companion and I were cracking up every time he said it. I finally sort of gaspingly gently suggested to the guy that he call them "mini crab cakes," which he started doing (and, of course, more people became interested in sampling them). Not exactly mature wit, not exactly worthy of a neoclassical salon, but at the time it was still pretty damned funny.
Posted by: Tam | Thursday, 09 September 2004 at 12:45 PM
BWAAA HAA HAA! I'm guessing this was said loud enough for onlookers to hear?
Posted by: Amy | Thursday, 09 September 2004 at 12:47 PM
Lunch at Wendy's with all the kids: $15.34
Gas to drive 15 block from your house to Wendy's: $39.90
Public humiliation at the hands of the innocent: priceless.
Posted by: The Zero Boss | Thursday, 09 September 2004 at 02:29 PM
Henceforth, we plan to call it "The Happy Meal" Screw McDonalds, let 'em sue.
Would you like a "Biggie O" with that?
Posted by: ben | Thursday, 09 September 2004 at 02:36 PM
*snort* priceless!
Posted by: Heather | Thursday, 09 September 2004 at 02:57 PM
I'll have four (yes I said 4) Wendy's kids meals to go... ;)
Posted by: Amber | Thursday, 09 September 2004 at 05:14 PM
That is beautiful. So very, very beautiful.
Posted by: Shiz | Thursday, 09 September 2004 at 06:39 PM
So that explains all those wrappers and uneaten food in my wife's car!!!
Posted by: Genuine | Thursday, 09 September 2004 at 11:00 PM
Years ago BK was cojoined with Toy Story, so I had the experience of pulling up to buy kids meals and asked over the scratchy intercom, "Would you like a Buzz or a Woody with those?" I took both, because, you know...I'm definitely going to Wendy's now.
Posted by: Suzy | Friday, 10 September 2004 at 11:11 AM
I think Wendy's might have some competition from McDonald's. Check out the picture under Oswald McDonald. ;)
Posted by: hez | Saturday, 11 September 2004 at 10:11 AM
Wow, I wish we had Wendy's in France.
Posted by: Alison | Tuesday, 14 September 2004 at 05:23 PM