why you love me in spite of everything

• Because you're very likely to get at least one good meal out of it, eventually.
• Because I will reward your patience, occasionally, with something surprising and not unpleasant.
• Because of that rocket thing I can do with the foil-lined gum wrapper paper
• Because for every annoying trait I possess, I compensate with 2.2 adorable ones
• Because though you take a loss on every sale, you make up for it in volume
• Because what the world needs now is love, sweet love
• Because you know that my heart is true
• Because that's just the kind of person you are
• Because—just because
• Because, though I don't have the energy to post about Chicago right now, at least I posted something
• Because you don't want to be h8n
• Because if not you, who?
• Because I love you

Comments

[anne]

right, precisely so.

[Tam]

these and so much, much more!!!!

and, the fact that you're the only person in my life who knows, uses, and enjoys the verb "suss."

xo

[Mir]

The rocket thing IS quite impressive.

Also, you carry Oral-B Brush-Ups in your purse.

You're irresistible!

[Jo]

You forgot about the cuteness. DO NOT FORGET ABOUT THE CUTENESS.

[sciencechick]

And don't forget, you can shop MY ass off...

[jenB]

would mentioning something about your fabulous rack be inappropriate here?