If it isn't true, it ought to be Hard fact

Pangwins
Wen pangwins div to gathr fish thay nevr just jump in frst thay ol push and pul intil 1 is in the wotr and then thay lk to see if that pangwin is ded or not thn if it is int ded thay ol jump in

ples emal us or col us at 1052-32

this idvis is gud if you think it is gud

Ed. note: In case it isn't crystal clear, this is my daughter's first major foray into nonfiction authorship; and very succinct and elegant, if you ask me. Minor spelling inaccuracies have been silently ignored.

Comments

[elswhere]

Um...Jilbur? Jellybean? Is that one of you??

Sucks to be that first penguin, huh.

[Mir]

I smell a Pulitzer!

[Amber]

Twisted I say! Beautifully and wonderfully twisted!

[DeAnn]

That is both adorable and completely hilarious!! I love it!

[scott]

Not bad! I loved the tension created by the sparse prose; this is a welcome addition to the often violent world of penguin literature.
Also: We dads get some major play out of the joy of blogs.

[Julia]

That rocks. Beyond cute. My favorite: "This advice is good if you think it is good." Would that the whole world could see advice in the same way.

[elswhere]

Chappy chappy Chanukah, by the way [with those "ch's" pronounced the proper Hebrew way, like you've got a bunch of phlegm in your throat that you're trying to clear out-- isn't that a lovely image for the Holiday of Lights?]